Mexican standoff!

Now it is just plain selfish of those babies to STILL be on the "inside".

Today is 36 weeks and TWO days, which to me means TWO days way too long. No amount of walking around, folding laundry, grocery shopping and carpet shampooing has coerced these babies into leaving their happy little apartment inside my VERY CRAMPED ABDOMEN.

Now it is personal, babies!

If you don't hurry up and be born today, you are not getting any allowance until you are 16 and I will never let you borrow the keys to the minivan to hang out with all your friends!

I mean it!
Now be nice and come on down!

local mommy grounds twins

In a recent act of temporary preggo-insanity, a local Cedarburg mother decided to "ground" her twin babies for refusing to cooperate.
When interviewed, Chana said: "listen, I have been gestating these babies for 36 weeks now! It is time they stop being stubborn, and hurry up and be born already!"

In a realted story, the woman's husband has been reported to be slowly losing his mind from listening to her complaining and irrational demands.

More news and updates to follow.